September 2006
1. Never attend a wedding during a PSU football game unless you carry a TV…and watch it even during the ceremony.
2. Always, and I mean ALWAYS, return any “We are” with a hearty “Penn State!” This is true even during funerals, sex, in foreign countries or when witnessing the birth of your child.
3. When Ohio State plays Michigan, it is mandatory to despise both teams. There are no winners.
4. Once your children attain age ten, they should be allowed to say Eat S**t Pitt but only during game day in your presence.
5. Tailgating is mandatory – every game
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